Dancing with Joy

I get such a kick out of this.

After I finish my coffee, I'm going to a BALL ROOM DANCING CLASS with my SISTER!

I just found this party stats list from our housewarming and fist Christmas. YAY!

Total Invations	189
Total RSVPs	79
Total expected	63.2
Total guests	69
Total who live a gay life vicariously through their gay friends	1
Total maybe's	15
Total maybe's who showed up	4
Total no's	60
Total no response	35
Time Mary Ellen and Robin arrived	4:02
Time Toby and Brennan left	3:15
Number of hosts who were asleep on the floor at the time	1
Number of house guests who were asleep in a chair at the time	1
Total who got to view the pink sunset on the lake	5
Fewest Guests at any one time	2
Most Guests at one time	35
Total Rep. Vs. Dem Cat Fights	1
Total Children locked into the dog crate	1
Number of fun people Tommy and Shannon brought this time	2
Number of Tommy and Shannons guests wo were unwelcome	0
Number of Fabulous Flower Arrangements made by Tomas	1
# of Fab. Wreaths	2
Total number of votive holders made from apples	15
Total number of leftover crème puffs Vig had for breakfast	8
Total number of people who heard our old neighbor call our new neighbor an asshole interloper	2
Number of times that story was repeated	8
Total bottles of wine received as a host gift	19
Total bottles of wine to be regifted	3
Total number of people who told me they loved Margarita's Tirimisu	6
Total number of times Toby said of Deb's Pecan Praline Brownies "How much better do you need brownies to be that you'd put all that stuff on it", before he asked to take the leftovers home.	1
Total number of people at the party when Bemmy told Brubeck and Breitbart that the party was still going strong	2
Number of people here when they actually arrived	12
Number of people who left too soon	15
Number of people who stayed too long	1
Number of people who called for directions during the party	4
Number of minutes it took for Clair to gather her child, husband, and brother-in-law and say to the hosts "We've got to go before my child has a melt down. . .besides there's a midget republican asshole in your sun room, and I think I'm about to kill her. . Bye."	4
Number of times people asked "Are your outside lights supposed to blink like that?"	400