I'm Mr. Walker and the fabulous, beautiful, talented JR is Mrs. Walker, Tommy's parents, in The Who's Tommy.

Last night, during Sensation in the second act of the audience preview and dress rehearsal we're backstage at "Portal 3" waiting for our cue:

Me: "That's not us is it?"

JR: "Oh no, we don't go on yet"
Me: "Yes it is!"

We rush on stage to find everyone frozen in time, not knowing where we were or what they're going to do about it. We said our only spoken lines in the show, and made our exit.

That's when we realized that our microphones had been on backstage, and the audience heard us saying: "That's not us. . ." while watching a stage full of actors standing around with "Oh, Shit" written on their faces.

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